That could have been an email
That could have been an email.
But instead it was a 45-minute slideshow with graphs no one understood.
You showed up. You nodded. You questioned the very concept of time. And when it was over, you left with the same amount of information you started with—except now you're 46% more dead inside.
This shirt says what your polite, tight-lipped smile couldn’t: This. Was. Unnecessary.
Made from ultra-soft cotton to cushion the crushing weight of wasted hours. Ideal for open offices, Zoom fatigue, and quietly judging calendar invites with 12+ attendees.
Because efficiency died so that synergy could live.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
That could have been an email.
But instead it was a 45-minute slideshow with graphs no one understood.
You showed up. You nodded. You questioned the very concept of time. And when it was over, you left with the same amount of information you started with—except now you're 46% more dead inside.
This shirt says what your polite, tight-lipped smile couldn’t: This. Was. Unnecessary.
Made from ultra-soft cotton to cushion the crushing weight of wasted hours. Ideal for open offices, Zoom fatigue, and quietly judging calendar invites with 12+ attendees.
Because efficiency died so that synergy could live.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
That could have been an email.
But instead it was a 45-minute slideshow with graphs no one understood.
You showed up. You nodded. You questioned the very concept of time. And when it was over, you left with the same amount of information you started with—except now you're 46% more dead inside.
This shirt says what your polite, tight-lipped smile couldn’t: This. Was. Unnecessary.
Made from ultra-soft cotton to cushion the crushing weight of wasted hours. Ideal for open offices, Zoom fatigue, and quietly judging calendar invites with 12+ attendees.
Because efficiency died so that synergy could live.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric