Let's start a union
Finally, a shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking in every all-hands:
"Let's start a union" — but, like, in a fun, definitely-not-HR-violating kind of way.
Crafted from 100% burnout-induced apathy and ethically sourced sarcasm, this ultra-soft tee pairs perfectly with unpaid overtime and existential dread. Whether you're shipping MVPs at 2am or pretending to care about quarterly OKRs, this shirt has your back (even if management doesn’t).
Perfect for:
- Passive-aggressively sipping coffee in meetings
- Making your coworkers laugh/cry
- Reminding your boss that “we’re a family” doesn’t come with dental
Put it on, sigh deeply, and let’s start a union... or at least threaten to in the group chat.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Finally, a shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking in every all-hands:
"Let's start a union" — but, like, in a fun, definitely-not-HR-violating kind of way.
Crafted from 100% burnout-induced apathy and ethically sourced sarcasm, this ultra-soft tee pairs perfectly with unpaid overtime and existential dread. Whether you're shipping MVPs at 2am or pretending to care about quarterly OKRs, this shirt has your back (even if management doesn’t).
Perfect for:
- Passive-aggressively sipping coffee in meetings
- Making your coworkers laugh/cry
- Reminding your boss that “we’re a family” doesn’t come with dental
Put it on, sigh deeply, and let’s start a union... or at least threaten to in the group chat.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Finally, a shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking in every all-hands:
"Let's start a union" — but, like, in a fun, definitely-not-HR-violating kind of way.
Crafted from 100% burnout-induced apathy and ethically sourced sarcasm, this ultra-soft tee pairs perfectly with unpaid overtime and existential dread. Whether you're shipping MVPs at 2am or pretending to care about quarterly OKRs, this shirt has your back (even if management doesn’t).
Perfect for:
- Passive-aggressively sipping coffee in meetings
- Making your coworkers laugh/cry
- Reminding your boss that “we’re a family” doesn’t come with dental
Put it on, sigh deeply, and let’s start a union... or at least threaten to in the group chat.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US