





I'm the CTO now
No budget, no team, no plan… just vibes and root access.
Designed for founders, freelancers, and the last developer standing. Soft enough to sleep in after a 3am deployment, bold enough to wear while explaining why the site is down (again).
Congratulations on your promotion. It comes with zero compensation and unlimited responsibility.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
No budget, no team, no plan… just vibes and root access.
Designed for founders, freelancers, and the last developer standing. Soft enough to sleep in after a 3am deployment, bold enough to wear while explaining why the site is down (again).
Congratulations on your promotion. It comes with zero compensation and unlimited responsibility.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
No budget, no team, no plan… just vibes and root access.
Designed for founders, freelancers, and the last developer standing. Soft enough to sleep in after a 3am deployment, bold enough to wear while explaining why the site is down (again).
Congratulations on your promotion. It comes with zero compensation and unlimited responsibility.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric