Delete Management
If only it were that easy.
For the overworked, underappreciated tech workers who know that sometimes the real bugs aren’t in the code—they're in the org chart. This shirt is a command-line fantasy, a quiet rebellion, a whispered sudo under your breath as another pointless meeting invite hits your inbox.
Soft, breathable cotton. Sharp, passive-aggressive energy. Ideal for devs, sysadmins, and anyone who's ever wanted to recursively delete the root of the problem.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual terminations. (Or is it terminations we're hoping for?)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If only it were that easy.
For the overworked, underappreciated tech workers who know that sometimes the real bugs aren’t in the code—they're in the org chart. This shirt is a command-line fantasy, a quiet rebellion, a whispered sudo under your breath as another pointless meeting invite hits your inbox.
Soft, breathable cotton. Sharp, passive-aggressive energy. Ideal for devs, sysadmins, and anyone who's ever wanted to recursively delete the root of the problem.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual terminations. (Or is it terminations we're hoping for?)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If only it were that easy.
For the overworked, underappreciated tech workers who know that sometimes the real bugs aren’t in the code—they're in the org chart. This shirt is a command-line fantasy, a quiet rebellion, a whispered sudo under your breath as another pointless meeting invite hits your inbox.
Soft, breathable cotton. Sharp, passive-aggressive energy. Ideal for devs, sysadmins, and anyone who's ever wanted to recursively delete the root of the problem.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual terminations. (Or is it terminations we're hoping for?)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!